i live in a fucking sitcom. I'm delivering packages to people in the building and a nice lady gave me some chocolate as a thank you for lifting all the heavy stuff. I'm like thanks yippee and eat it without hesitation and it tasted like burnt dirt. so i knock on her door and ask her where that candy was from and she said it was a 40mg edible. this was 15 mins ago
I saw this song paired with this image on 4chan once and I couldn’t stop laughing about it that afternoon
OHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD JESUS FUCKIN G CHRIST
genuinely i forgot the average persons tolerance to weird kinks theyre not into. im so used to being on this website where i have mutuals talk about like scat or something and my reaction just being "lmao thats cool" and moving on
Anonymous asked:
Your aunt would fucking own spacex if elon died???????????
i assume so. shes (gwynne shotwell) currently ceo but i never hear from her
[cc: Getting your mail in rural Virginia is always a fun time, because I’m over here getting my Micheal’s coupon out of the mailbox and my poor neighbor just sees:
(Spooky person standing near the roadisde of an empty rural road, waves.)]
Dril tweeting edited pics of Elon with an uncensored micropenis it's so joever for twitter
it's driving me fuckin mutts how many hot and cute furries this game has for its flavor / environment art
This one’s my personal fav from the hub space!
